?

Log in

04 December 2008 @ 03:46 am
THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR







I GIVE YOU THE MOTHPOCALYPSE
 
 
10 November 2008 @ 06:30 pm
recap by bodyparts:
a couple thousand people showed up for an event at some hot topic with rob and everybody lost their shit and the cops were like, gtfo. apparently some girl broke her nose.

pics here http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_twatlight/7014300.html


breaking fandoms: twilight fans are doing it right.
 
 
07 September 2008 @ 09:54 pm
VMA  
BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE VMA'S FAIL, afterall it's a mtv show, what do you expect?

Hopefully, Rpattz will do/say something funny to garantee our epic ontd post.
 
 
05 September 2008 @ 07:26 pm
Took longer than I thought it would, but Rpattz finally got harrased by a drunk fangirl!

DNW FACE:
 
 
04 September 2008 @ 11:27 pm
I really hope this is a joke... Apparently some chick named ~Isabelle~ wrote a Robert Pattinson biography and it's getting published by HarperCollins Children's Books.

Please to be dazzling this ontd post to mock this shit.
 
 
 
04 September 2008 @ 09:10 pm
ROBERT PATTINSON NEEDS YOU


www.robert-pattinson.net needs new co-webmisses! The site is becoming far too epic and with the film getting closer Robert is getting more attention so the staff has to get bigger to handle all the news.

Please, those of you who are interested comment bellow or send me a private message via livejournal with your links/personal info.

Your job will basically be looking up for news/pictures Robert related and post them on the site.

The only requirement is NOT BEING A SUPER SERIOUS TWILIGHT FAN or a CREEPY FANGIRL, besides that, there are no specific requirements, but it would be nice to have people who are familiarized with wordpress and ftp. Or at least, people who are willing to learn (it's pretty n00b-friendly, don't worry).

If you already have websites/blogs or previous experiences with fan-sites please post them too.

TFYT


Click for high res
 
 
15 August 2008 @ 09:57 pm
JUST AFTER HP'S RELEASE DATE GOT PUSHED.

EPIC ONTD POST IN THE MAKING. GO LUMOS DAZZLE!
 
 
09 August 2008 @ 09:28 pm
Ok, so everyone went crazy last night with the first task of the twatlympics. Everywhere you went there was a banner advertising twatlight. PRETTY EPIC. Twats pretty much took over the internet.

Even Lexicon.

And then, they got hacked and all their files were deleted. WAH WAH WAH. They wrote a message saying 'OH THIS IS UNFAIR, WHINE WHINE, EVERYONE CAN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO EXIST AND MAINTAIN THEIR WEBSITES HOWEVER THEY LIKE... SHOULD TWATLIGHT GET DELETED BECAUSE SOMEONE IS BOTHERED BY THEIR OVERDOSED SPARKLING?' or some shit like that.

Now the lexi-twimom coalision is blaming us for the hacking saying we planned AN ATTACK! LMAO That twatlight and several Twilight hate communities planned together and WHINE WHINE WHINE WHO CARES?

JUST FYI, WE ARE ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TSUNAMI, THE BLACK PLAGUE, THE ICEBERG THAT SINKED TITANIC AND MARIAH'S 'GLITTER' MOVIE, BUT, PLEASE, WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT FAIL EPILOGUE, SO DON'T BE THROWING STONES AT US FOR THAT SHIT.
 
 
09 August 2008 @ 12:37 am
I'M GOING TO PIMP OUR BANNER EVERYWHERE!

ontd_twatlightontd_twatlightontd_twatlight

BROUGHT BY:
 
 
08 August 2008 @ 01:26 pm
The Twat Mods surprised us yesterday by announcing the TWATLYMPICS! CHECK OUT WHAT HAPPENED SO FAR! To participate:

- Pick a team with 5 members.
- Choose a nice name.
- Create a catchy slogan.
- Make epic icons and banners.

AND YOU ARE ALL SET TO GO!

If, for some reason, you can't be a part of a team, you can also be a cheerleader and support the team that owns your heart! <3

GO GO GO! TEAM HYRISE!